For all none of you who read this, I figured I should probably explain that I haven’t been posting on this site because I know blog for BestWeekEver.TV .   If you want to read my posts specifically you can go here.
There was one post I did last week that had to be removed from the [...]

My goal was to do a simple post about the new Pretzel M&Ms. What happened instead was a long and involved disaster. Let’s begin with the end, though. I just tried three different kinds of new M&Ms: White Chocolate M&Ms, Pretzel M&Ms, and Coconut M&M’s.

Now let’s go back to the beginning of everything.
Saturday night I [...]

So, I’m watching the Richard Nixon episode from the PBS American Experience documentary series.  And all of the sudden there’s a woman named Margaret Heckler.  And this is what she looks like.   And it is great.

This is huge news.  You know how at the end of The Simpsons, there’s always that production logo for Gracie Films where the lady in a theater shushes and then a movie projector starts?  Well, apparently, after years of using the same lady, they’ve decided to freshen it up a bit.  Which is weird because [...]

I currently have a roommate named Brent.  And he is the greatest.  He sings in the shower, lets me eat his leftovers, always buys toilet paper, and gets really drunk angry about republicans.
The other night one of his old roommates, Betsy, who no longer lives in the city was visiting and she stayed at our [...]

Do you want to see the saddest ever screen shot of a web page?  Okay, but I’m warning you.  It’s from Jeff Foxworthy’s website.

No Redneck Joke of the Day.  Because of Win32 Error Code = 50.  What’s really interesting is that Win32 Error Codes one through forty nine actually still lead to hilarious redneck jokes.  [...]

Last weekend I got a mosquito bite.  And normally I have a huge scratching problem when it comes to bug bites.  I scratch them until they scab, and then I scratch the scab until it bleeds, and then I pick the secondary scab until it evolves into an ever-present blemish that I also pick until [...]

There are only two things I do not love about ordering food to be delivered.  1.) I do not love talking to a human being on the phone while I’m wearing my sweat pants.  And 2.) I do not love not knowing the exact moment when I’m going to have to answer the door and [...]

There’s another commercial I’m obsessed with now.  The new Pacific Life Insurance commercial is like a collage fucktard festival for your senses.  The images don’t match the music, and the music doesn’t match the text, and the text doesn’t match the images.   I feel like everybody who was involved with this commercial was on drugs [...]