There’s another commercial I’m obsessed with now.  The new Pacific Life Insurance commercial is like a collage fucktard festival for your senses.  The images don’t match the music, and the music doesn’t match the text, and the text doesn’t match the images.   I feel like everybody who was involved with this commercial was on drugs from start to finish.  Also, while they were on those drugs they were playing video games and getting so hyped about the soundtrack.

YEAH!! Fuck yeah!  You like those whales and shit?  Buy some insurance, bitches.  Whales are the oceanicest.