I currently have a roommate named Brent.  And he is the greatest.  He sings in the shower, lets me eat his leftovers, always buys toilet paper, and gets really drunk angry about republicans.

The other night one of his old roommates, Betsy, who no longer lives in the city was visiting and she stayed at our place.  During her stay in the apartment, she asked Brent to sing this song that he apparently used to sing about her.  Brent sang it.  And, as it turns out, it’s the best thing I’ve ever heard.  I think it is the funniest, brassiest 21 seconds of song yet to be created.

In the morning, I demanded that Brent let me record him singing it.  He let me.  Here it is.  Please love it like I love it because it’s perfect.